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Idiot Box

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Over by the bookcase you'll find some more pedestrian entertainment on the 19" Magnavox T.V. Currently showing:

• The best show on TV: Mystery Science Theater 3000
  • The Official Schedule
  • FAQ
• Mission Impossible: Your web site, should you choose to accept it...
• MTV. Think you'll actually find music there?
• Comedy Central. Nice channel. I wish they'd stop showing "Losing It," though.
• ER: Good show, but do we need to see so many bodily fluids.
• Too Something: Like Friends, but with good writing and a bad laughtrack.
• E!: This is what the web really needed.
• ARRRRGHHHH! They're EVERYWHERE!!!!! It's Friends!
• Friends. Why bother with your own angst when there's plenty on the tube?
• Cheers. Norm!
  • What would Norm say?
• Cartoons are cool.
  • Currently on Fox, but soon on Warner, it's The Animaniacs. More innuendos than you can shake a pianist at.
  • MTV Cartoons
  • The Simpsons
  • And the NEW official Simpsons site
  • The Tick. One word: SPOON!
  • Duckman
• You can't have TV without Commercials

Gosh, I hate advertisements. And now they're all over the net. Wanna know who to boycott and why? Check out the Cheesy Commercialization Homepage. Your time might be better spent humming a few TV Theme Songs.