Sex Life of Micro and Millie
   One night when his charge was exceptionally high, Micro Farad
decided to seek out a cute coil to let him discharge.
   He picked up Millie Amp and took her for a ride on his megacy-
cle.  They rode across the Wheatstone Bridge by the sine waves,
and stopped in a magnetic field by a flowing current.
   Micro Farad, attracted by Millie Amp's characteristic curves,
soon was fully charged and had his field excited.  He had her
resistance to a minimum.  He laid her on a ground potential,
raised her frequency and lowered her capacitance.
   He pulled out his high voltage probe, inserted it in her
socket, connecting them in parallel, and began short-circuiting
her resistance shunt.  Fully excited, Millie mumbled "Mho, mho,
give me mho."
   With his tube operating at maximum peak, and her field vibrat-
ing with his current flow, Millie Amp soon reached her saturation
point.  The excessive current flow caused her shunt to overheat,
and Micro Farad rapidly discharged and drained every electron.
   They fluxed all night, trying various connections and sockets
until his magnet had a soft core and lost all its field strength.
   Afterwards, Millie Amp tried self-induction and damaged her
solenoid.  With his battery fully discharged, Micro Farad was
unable to excite his generator.  So they spent the rest of the
night reversing polarity, and blowing each other's fuse.
-Author Unknown