I am Sam
Sam I am
My home page is lame
I guess I'm to blame.
Here are some better links.
Like, ahh, go there or something.

Or, if you're really bored, you can check out my Ph.D. Thesis.

Winner of BigWeenie's Wurst of the Web Award!

The "Welcome, Go Away" Award

Here is an unauthenticated copy of the award letter.
Here is a copy of the award acceptance letter.

Please mail comments and/or suggestions to ssteidl@monolithics.com.